Bort Flancrest and his tumblr of crap

“My favorite thing to do at McDonald’s is take the chicken from the sandwich, scrape the mayo and lettuce off (because I always forget to ask for a plain mcchicken) take the pickles off of the cheeseburger (to eat separately), make the bun and meat line up properly (because those little minimum wage bastards can’t take a few seconds to make the sandwich stack up right) and stick the chicken in between the two patties to make a Triple Chickenburger™” — Travis McMullen