October 2011
3 posts
To anybody who can battle through domestic violence, a drug abusing partner who tells them they’re worthless everyday and still manage to bring up two kids while the other half is down the pub spending all the family earning on alcohol is truly remarkable!
Well,… that’s my wife’s birthday card filled out, I’m off down the pub!
“My favorite thing to do at McDonald’s is take the chicken from the sandwich, scrape the mayo and lettuce off (because I always forget to ask for a plain mcchicken) take the pickles off of the cheeseburger (to eat separately), make the bun and meat line up properly (because those little minimum wage bastards can’t take a few seconds to make the sandwich stack up right) and...
“So I was frying up some Kirkwood brand nuggets today, in a skillet on the stove. I left them for a couple of seconds. Upon my return, I find that there are TWO dead flies curled up on ONE nugget. I was amazed. I picked them off with the tongs, and thought that this was a pretty effective way of killing flies. I should leave one nugget in there all day at low heat and see what happens....