December 2010
6 posts
100% true
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Senjogahara. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with...
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I don’t even know what this is but I want it.
I think I am over social media for the time...
Should I just kill myself as I am obviously irrelevant now?
Over the past few weeks I had noticed a co-worker in my area uses Facebook a lot. As in, all day. Whenever anyone who isn’t me is around, he is on facebook.
If anyone else appears in our area, he will alt-tab away to a spreadsheet or something like that.
I decided that he is obviously cool with stuff like that, so i decided to be a bit more relaxed, occasionally posting to twitter or...